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New York Signs a ‘Giant’ Replacement for Plaxico Burress (Satire)
Published by Ian Philip on June 14, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL
The Sears Tower scoffed at NFL Network analyst Adam Schefter's claim that he wasn't ready for the bright lights of the city that never sleeps.
"That pompous ass Schefter doesn't know what he's talking about. I'm from Chicago, player. My stats man...Even I can't get up high enough to get those wounded ducks Manning chucks. Who do I look like, Plaxico Burress?"
The Empire State Building wasted no time letting anybody with in ear shot know that he is up for the challenge.
"Yo God...
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