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An Introspective and Humorous Look at Cole Hamels: Part One
Published by Brian McCollum on April 21, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - MLB
Yeah, but who is the real Colbert Michael Hamels?
Hamels is really 100 feet tall. He just shortened himself to Major League standards. That way, hitters might have a chance in the batter's box against him.
DNA tests will conclusively prove that Jamie Moyer is Hamels's great-great grandfather.
The fact is Hamels is more than a person. He is a myth and legendary folk figure. I mean how else could someone outpitch Steve Carlton before they were born?
Could it be that Hamels is a mythic figure like Odysseus or Achillies? I...
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