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Breaking News: Brandon Marshall Wants to Not Play For You
Published by LechlerFan on June 16, 2009
Article Source: Bleacher Report - NFL
In his statement, Marshall announced he is offering an astonishing 100 percent some-of-your-money-back guarantee and a solemn oath to embarrass the bejeezes out of any team who is looking for a talented wide receiver who will play at least five games per season.
Here is an excerpt from his statement:
"I just want you all to know [stumbles, hurts old person], that I will do whatever I can [pauses, teeters] to help your team [vomits, checks pocket for car keys], but I do have other respon...
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